Wednesday, November 23, 2005

An idea for a design a body

Design a body

My idea of the attributes needed for a scientist's perfect body, having worked with a few...

  • Eyes that look open whilst one's having a snooze. This feature is essential to allow one to make good use of meetings.
  • Hair that never greys, needs washing or cutting. Teeth that stay clean and need no attention.
  • And mouth, feet and armpits that smell lovely no matter what (not illustrated).
  • And no need to eat... that's just a waste of time that could be spent programming something or other...
  • No need to look lovely, just passable and not smelly!

9 comments:

Rebekah said...

Oh yes, oh yes, oh yes!!!

andrea said...

This looks like a Simpsons character. As a a matter of fact, you could develop this whole post into an episode of The Simpsons!

Caroline said...

Rebekah.. Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear... I wonder if any of my old colleagues are reading this...

Andrea ... Yes I think I've seen Homer with glasses that were meant to make him look awake...

carla said...

He kinda looks like a Simpson's character, but on large doses of zoloft or something! That's funny...I just looked up and saw Andrea's comment..well, brilliant minds see alike or something...

Caroline said...

Carla - brilliant minds whether or not you see alike!

neena maiya (guyana gyal) said...

I know someone who looks like this, hahaha. Except he has no hair. And no charm either.

Caroline said...

GG - buy the poor chap a wig!

valerie walsh said...

hilarious!

Caroline said...

Thanks! I like to have the odd funny in my blog.. or is that a funny in my odd blog... or...